WTH??!!

I was helping a fren registering for a new blog...but tats not easy to successfully...of course there are endless forms to fill and a number of word verifications. Its all bcoz to protect their system, but COME ON...even a robot oso cant dicipher this one:

OH MY GOD!!!!

Jacky emo

萧敬腾 我在哭
我　　在　　哭 詞　:　鄔　裕　康　／　曲　:　李偲菘

像從惡夢中醒來 突然來的一陣心酸

你在電話那頭語氣很平淡 卻給我重重的意外

你說愛　太失敗　你學乖所以決定離開

你說我　不應該　讓愛模糊的沒方向感

你翻開　一張牌　就否認了我們的未來

然後聽見你　輕輕的哭

最後聽見你　狠狠的哭

我對著晚餐發呆 MSN高掛著離開

你也許在煙味很重的地方 跟陌生人交換著悲哀

你說愛　太失敗　你學乖所以決定離開

你說我　不應該　讓愛模糊的沒方向感

你翻開　一張牌　就否認了我們的未來

忘了　哭泣中擁抱　大雨裡奔跑

那些兩個人才能懂得美好　

一比　勾銷　刪掉

我的愛　回不來

我的愛　回不來

燃燒過的證據都還在

我的夢　怎麼辦　你一直被放在最頂端

我的痛　化不開　還要我一個人好起來

想要你回頭　抱著我哭

只是到最後　剩我在哭

為了昨天　我哭了...

為了失敗　我哭了....

為了幸福　我哭了....

我在夜裡面　無聲的哭....

Jacky's on the top

just came back from there...i wondering know why there can so comfortable...T.T
i dreamed of staying there when i retire...waaahahahah

jacky..........................

一个礼拜前， 我对自己承诺要坚强
也许没有人看得出我不快乐,脾气也暴躁了
如果这样你会好过， 那我真的会坚强
如果说我真的做到， 那就多亏有你。

Jacky's being alone.

I just finished up my exam...going to next sem soon...The week is finally over....hopefully i wont fail, hopefully everyone wont fail...
its extremely tired.
How tired it is??hmm...is like when you havent sleep properly for few night, you really feel like dying, and you cant focus to aim everything...and when you wanna go to pee, you even cant aim properly to the HOLE!!!wahahaha...
until today, i still feel my eyes are always tired.
i think the others also feeling the same. Have a good rest everyone!!
and i am alone most of the time these day,
no choice, coz they are all busy and i am just lazy...no motivation to do anything.
J said its so sad to be alone...
for me, watch movie alone ,eat alone ,outgoing alone, stay at home alone online whole day...etc...

its independent!!!not pitiful OK??!!!i enjoy it...

Jacky's funny joke

i receive a sms from 'Ku boobies' purpose to share tis joke with everyone...coz the joke very cute. hahahaahah...

两个饺子结婚了。送走客人后， 新郎回到卧室，竟发现床上躺着一个肉丸子！新郎大吃一惊，忙问： ‘新娘在那里？’肉丸子害羞得说： ‘讨厌！人家脱了衣服就不认识了！

English translation specially for someone and etc..

Two dumblings get married one day, after serving the guest, the bridegroom went into the bedroom, he notice the bedroom there is a meatball on the bed. He was shock, he asked: ' where is my bride?' The shy meatball said: 'you are so bad! after i strip u already forgetting me?'

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! i dunno what is so funny but its very comical!
can u amagine????

dumbling with clothes on. haha...



naked dumbling.

LOL

Jacky!!!take it easy...

Currently....many things happen to me...i feel hurt and very pain...a sort of impulse dun wan to believe everyone...think back again...i even dunno i sad for wat,i dunno wat competency and wat qualification??

if we r juz normal friend, indeed i really dunno how to face u...although whatever i giv u ,not tat much, ppl wan me to appreciate,i try hard...perhaps they r wrong for seeing me...
i feel stupid...no wonder no promises...may i ask...who r not "one heart many use??"...lol...

In the end i no any qualification to grief...
In the end i just the same, think so much...

haiz...dun worry...i wont cry!but i think afterward i will get lonely...
good night....

Jacky's speechless ( Part II )

Alright...finally our essay send back to us...here am i wan to post his essay,
i think i must share with everyone here because the joke is very cute...hahahaaha...who the person?
yea...continue our STUPID JOKER Ryan Lee...

MALAY ESSAY

The title given==>
Suasana malam ini sungguh sepi sekali.Sesekali suara anjing bersahut-sahutan.Tiba-tiba...
here it goes:

Suasana malam ini sungguh sepi sekali.Sesekali suara anjing bersahut-sahutan.Tiba-tiba...
saya teringin nak makan durian. Saya cuba mentahankan keinginan yang bosan supaya saya tidak perlu pergi mencari durian diluar, tetapi saya gagal. Akhirnya, saya telah membuat
keputusan untuk mendapatkan durian malam ini. Selepas saya dapatkan lesen memandu dan
kad pengenalan, saya teringat, rupanya saya terlupa bawa duit.Dengan begitu cepat sekali saya lari ke dalam rumah untuk mendapatkan duit yang diperlukan untuk membeli durian.

Tempat pertama yang saya pergi ialah kedai "7-11" yang berdekatan sebab kedai tersebut dibuka 24 jam. Bila saya tanya adakah kedai ini jual durian,saya diberitahu "7-11" tidak jual durian. Dengan perasaan kecewa, saya menghadap ke destinasi kedua, iaitu pasar besar Super Kinta. Selepas 15 minit dari rumah saya, sampailah di pasar besar tersebut, tetapi,apa yang
mengecewakan ialah, pasar besar hanya berniaga pada waktu siang dan bukan waktu malam.

Selepas dua-dua tempat yang saya pergi,saya mula berasa kecewa kerana malam ini saya tidak boleh dapatkan durian saya.Apabila saya ingin balik rumah, saya terperasan kereta saya tidak cukup petrol. Dengan segera saya mencari kedai minyak yang berdekatan.Selepas mengisi petrol kereta saya, saya ternampak kedai buah-buahan yang masih berniaga, saya lari masuk dan tanya, namun begitu,durian sudah habis hari itu, saya diberitahuhi oleh pemilik kedai
buah-buahan tersebut.Apa yang telah berlaku, adakah durian begitu susah untuk dicari di Ipoh?

Apabila sampailah dirumah saya,berdiam, saya teringat rupanya,malam ini ada pasar malam dekat dengan rumah saya.Dengan hati yang begitu meriah, saya sampai ke pasar malam tersebut,tetapi, masa sudah lewat, sudah pukul 11 malam masa yang saya sampai, semua
peniaga gerai pasar malam sudahpun balik,tutup.Begitu bodohnya saya, kalau dari mula saya berfikir ada pasar malam ini, tidak perlulah saya pergi sampai pasar besar dan membazirkan masa saya.

Terpaksalah saya balik rumah dengan hati yang begitu hati yang begitu kecewa. Apabila saya ingin mengangkat satu tin coca-cola dari peti sejuk, saya ternampak, rupa-rupanya ada sekotak durian yang terletak di sana.Akhirnya sekali, saya dapat memenuhi keinginan saya terhadap
durian di malam yang begitu sepisekali.

THE END




izzit u been sit de chair?so lucky score such marks!!!


Wat marks can he score??Unbelievable...10 mark...he score 5 marks!!!!!!wtf...shuld be get zero la!!!wahahahaa....he told me he using 10 min to wrote tis essay...inside tat character freaking bodohhhhh...














hmmm...wat a sad night....

Jacky's favourite song

蒲公英的约定（歌词）
歌手：周杰伦 专辑：我很忙
作词:方文山作曲:周杰伦

小学篱芭旁的蒲公英
是记忆里有味道的风景
午睡操场传来蝉的声音
多少年后也还是很好听

将愿望折纸飞机寄成信
因为我们等不到那流星
认真投决定命运的硬币
却不知道到底能去哪里

一起长大的约定
那样清晰打过勾的我相信
说好要一起旅行
是你如今唯一坚持的任性

在走廊上罚站打手心
我们却注意窗边的蜻蜓
我去到哪里你都跟很紧
很多的梦在等待着进行

一起长大的约定
那样真心
与你聊不完的曾经
而我已经分不清
你是友情还是错过的爱情

sorry...虽然我在做着一些事情，每次都是这首歌曲弄得我心里。。。我也不会说。。。总之这首歌就是深深的震撼了我。。。也让我再想起一个人。。。所以我非blog不可！

post 上歌词的那个人写着的爱情史也未免太可怜了吧，
其实不是可怜， 是他不错的文笔，害我星期天的晚上变得蓝蓝的。。。

他说: 我用自己最不累的方式,每天向我有信心,因为即便不能和她在一起, 起碼能用这种方式感觉到我的陪伴. 這是初衷. ，我觉得看世界的方式,不修飾的感情.于是成了朋友,這是惊喜吗？我不过是一个害怕会一生空白的人,在这里顺手写下我已经过去的日记.其实所谓文思,不过是珍惜生命里的每一个細小回憶。。。

还好 'lim beh' 现在的状况厉害， 没有拍拖也没失恋,
要不然 现在一定会哭得不省人事。
可见方文山和周杰伦 是天作之和，把没有失恋的我，也弄得眼湿湿。。。

果然是我的偶像！

jacky's listening to facebook song

this is specially present to my fellow facebook friends.although i'm not...hehe
lol...im touched...they can sing it well and funny...
ahhahahaahh....hilarious lyrics...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2b-fJxzpK7s


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSnXE2791yg

what will happen if the connection's low one day?
depression?!wuuhhuu

Jacky's speechless ( Part I )

Yesterday i heard some fucking funny joke!

First of all, im here to wish all of u HAPPY NEW YEAR...

well...yesterday me,'RYAN LEE',chee seng and dino went to the store to buy clothes,
we shop around de market already spend 2hours for c clothes ...but de stupid joker oni bought one short pant...ahhahaah

ATTENTION!STUPID JOKER equal to RYAN LEE....paiseh..

after tat...de stupid joker go to the levis shop intention to buy a polo shirt...but din have his SIZE...den fine...he told me dun wan to buy 1st...
tomorrow JUSCO again...

the funny joke is comin...yes,our chee seng go for his last booty,so we follow him to choose a jeans...bcoz of his leg very thick
and he ask for his size for about half an hour,i can feel the salesgirl not in a good mood...wahahaahaha...Ok....the funny joke really cumin...
when chee seng ald choose his jean...but de length is too long for him...so he ask us,izzit de jean need to cut or fold it up oni leng zai...
then the stupid joker answer him...said:chee seng...actually,u no need to cut it...coz.............................ur tallness still can goin to increase...swt...
hmm....for me tis is very freaking funny joke la!!!ahahahhaahah....coz Chee seng ald 22 years old....stil can increase his tallness?ahah...mayb....

i budget rm200 to buy some clothes...so i asked tat stupid joker...rm200 can bought how many shirt and pants...he seriously told me...if u go to the PASAR PAGI,
rm10 can get 3!FINE!i told him i dun wan PASAR PAGI,he continue to asked me to go to the PASAR MALAM oso not a bad choice!!SPEECHLESS...

one more JOKE...RYAN LEE DONE IT!!yesterday class,our lecturer behest us to write an essay...hm...his essay still marking by the lecturer...so pls view my next blog when updated...

This the stupid joker ryan lee.


i dunno wat chee seng investigating...suck



To Be Continue...

Jacky's WOW!!!

have u seen gals fighting?
TERRIBLE!!

y i go in de site...mayb too boring to me and find something to enjoy myself..xD

tell u...girls fight r freaking funny...ahhahaah..
they will roll here and there on the floor...
can u saw de spec's guy!!???he kena punch!!wahahahaha

watch tis...




however...i think european girls fight r more interesting...
all de gals fighting purpose to pull each other hairs??!!!
lol....izzit european girls?not sure....nvm...check tis out...





when i saw tis...i suddenly into laughter...the fat gal going to GODLIKE!
wahahahaaha....

GENG Ah!!salute...~.~

Jacky's LOST

yes.me damn free.

so i create my first blog ...and of course oso my fren Effect me to start a blog...
swt...ahhaah...

Cant believe it!tis morning i sit infront my labtop and i search de fucking
information for my assignment...
and i'll be damn LOST!

1. can i done my assignment?(pass up on february 1st!and plus im very lazy...xD how can i done...?!)
2. friends(will be leaving everywhere and i'll be damn lonely..rf)
3. financial...(izzit a shame to still ask money from parents after graduate?)
4.
5.
6. .......too much to consider

day pass with a blink of eyes and i'll be 20 this year...!!!im not a boy anymore.

I'm DAMN LOST!